How to become Along

Agent J going undercover.. A bunch of Along spotted at Giant Supermarket at Bandar -------... Agent J found out actually it is very easy to become Along.. You don’t need a big capital to start.. First step you collect some money so that you borrow it to someone else.. The shortest way is you go and apply personal loan from bank (but use under your relative).. once you got enough money to borrow to other people.. you can start already.. and hope that people will pay late.. because you can earn interest and have more money to borrow to other people..

Ok dude.. how much do you manage to collect your hutang.. RM300.. RM550.. RM75.. RM1300…… Aiyah so little Datuk Ong want to borrow RM5000.. but too bad we don’t have enough money.. What should we do? We go and kacau them somemore..

Agent J advise : Please don’t try this on yourself.. There is other better and legal way to earn money..

Fireworksss

We all come from jungle.. Because we all never see fireworks before.. This one different laa.. Not the one that you will see in Bukit Bintang.. This is very good one.. All the tax we pay to government.. one fireworks.. boom.. !@#$%.. all finish liao.. in just few seconds.. for those who miss it.. what-lah.. it is very hard to see this kind of firework show again.. (anyway you can watch it on youtube.. but no shock laa..)